DESCRIPTION:
(Black, 100 pounds plus. Rot.,Lab., & G. Shep. mix ranch dog)
 
QUALIFICATIONS:
1. Loyal.
2. Faithful.
3. 2yrs. experience as security officer on 10-acre ranch.
4. Expert ground squirrel exterminator.
5. Controlled sloberer
6. Friendly (except for wandering goats.)
7. Great swimmer and fetcher of sticks at Silverwood Lake.
8. Experienced, clean laundry removal expert.
 
CAMPAIGN PROMISES:
1. A dead ground squirrel in every dog bowl.
2. A dog house in every back yard.
4. Free sloppy dog kisses for all children and infants.
5. Free clean laundry removal from clothes lines.
6. Free removal and relation of dripper irrigation systems.
7. Free trash bag inspections.
8. Free swimming lessons at Silverwood Lake.
9. Free bad breath.
10. Free and consistent love, loyalty and affection.
 
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